In a chap like you it surprises me
one person be so devoid of qualities
Did nature or nurture that make you this way
It’s impossible to definitively say
And hard as I try it is simply the case
That positives in your favour I find little trace
Just how does a person become such a shit
There must be causal factors that lead to it
Maybe from the teat too early plucked away
& carry the trauma to this very day
Or dropped on your head and never the same
The nuerons messed up in your exceptional brain
Perhaps as a child you were often ignored
Or far worse still you were never adored
However it happened it’s plain to see
That you lack the basics of empathy
There are many loathsome aspects to you
But for now I shall share but a few
A more selfish fucker I’ve yet to meet
& let me tell you that’s quite a feat.
I’ve met people of every shape and hue
But rarely one quite as loathsome as you
For a chap with money you’re a penny pinching miser,
& that education you pursued has made you no wiser
You bring your own weather when you enter a room
kind of gloomy and grey and laden with doom
Your voice has the tones of an insistent drone
When in your company I wish I was alone
But hold fast! There’s one thing about you I like
The back of your head as you take to your bike
As a parting gift I leave you with this
Be it no more than a simple wish
All that you’ve given, let karma count
May you receive it back in equal amount
I’d like it best if we don’t meet again
So Iet’s just say Goodbye not Auf Wiedersehen
fiftyfreeandsingle 