Tit-Texts & Wormwood Scrubs

2013-10-06 06.14.21

Text messages are I’ve discovered a medium that can bring joy. Out of the Blue yesterday evening  a good friend decided that I needed cheering up, she texted me a photo of her boobs, it did the trick. How fab, what a delight, some people are just in this world to bring a smile to your face and make you happy. If only there were more like her. I think I might say I am miserable more often, would I get more Tits by Text? My God, its worth a try……………………… Did I say how down I’ve been feeling lately, well there’s one thing that always cheers me up, why not text me a pic? As the chances of more of the same are unlikely I guess I won’t bank on it, better to work on more realistic & holistic pastimes.

In the last few days I have been pulling myself out of my self-imposed stupor. I’ve begun the day early, at 5.30am, rather than fart about on the net I’ve started off with meditation, not your normal common or garden meditation, but one I find helps me to start the day. I’m going to stay cagey about it for the present as it’s a little un-orthodox, but that’s another story. Next I take myself off to the Wormwood Scrubs, the name doesn’t conjour a vision of a beautiful wide-open space, but early in the morning when there’s nobody around save the dawn chorus it can be spectacular, mist coming off the damp ground and the sun rising does give you the feeling of a fresh start, where all things are possible. Grabbing the positive each day is a must I am trying to teach myself.

I am fighting with Paul McKenna, his Change your life in 7 Days book isn’t going well, I’m not sure if it’s him or me, but one of us is failing. I am not ready just yet to ask for my money back, but his smiling face on the book-cover is beginning to get on my nerves. I think we may fall out before long. The problem maybe that I’ve lost the accompanying “Mind Programming” CD, anyway I am already eyeing up my next book, i’m torn between ” How to be Happy” & “De-Junk your Life” – two tomes that would both be of value without a shadow of doubt. I think I will try for the how to be happy.

& what the hell, if any gorgeous women really want to make a man happy, then I recommend texting a topless photo. It works magic.

 

 

 


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