My well-meaning friend has with Evangelical Zeal taken up the challenge of helping me to be Whole, making a new man of me. Little does she realise what a Behemoth of a task she has set herself. I was more or less dragged to Wholefoods on Kensington High Street  this  Saturday afternoon. Now, I am, … More Meet you in Wholefoods

Text messages are I’ve discovered a medium that can bring joy. Out of the Blue yesterday evening  a good friend decided that I needed cheering up, she texted me a photo of her boobs, it did the trick. How fab, what a delight, some people are just in this world to bring a smile to … More Tit-Texts & Wormwood Scrubs

This week I returned to the place of my birth, Worcestershire, it’s a trip I don’t make very often these days. My life now is in London, it is home, but driving along the motorway towards Worcester brought back many memories of the past. The closer I came the greener the country became, finally arriving … More A Sea of Green

I have found clarity and understanding and a turning point in my life,  and it is all due to Chinese Sweet & Sour Chicken with Egg Fried Rice. The said concoction of mono sodium glutamate, sugar and other unrecognisable foodstuffs was purchased from my local take-away, “The Fortune Star”. As I walked in the lady … More Sweet & Sour Chicken with Paul McKenna